My D-bag dictionary is back!
Today, the focus will be drivers of the second lane (from the left), or SLDs for short. This will be fairly short, because it's easy to describe. No matter what, everyone in this lane is a jerk. Except if I'm in it of course.
Most SLDs are such fakers. They drive in it because they don't want to be "that guy" in the left lane. Or maybe they want to feel a little bit better about themselves that they're not the "slow" people. Either way, they drive in the second to left lane. But they don't actually drive as fast as they should for someone in this lane.
Forget all the lane crap that I know everyone ignores anyway.
BOTTOM LINE: If you are in the second lane, you should NOT be the slowest driver on the road. Just...no. If you are in the second lane and you are the fastest driver on the road, do NOT freaking scare the crap out of other drivers in the lane by waiting the very last second to switch into the righter lane just to "show them a lesson" about driving in that lane.
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Quick Quiz:
Headphones are meant to be worn while listening to your personal music while:
a) in your room
b) on a jog
c) bicycling
d) driving
ANSWERS ARE A AND B. FREAKING A.
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