Have you ever experienced something so amazing while driving that you could say you have completed a life goal? You don't realize it until it happens, but when it does, you know life feels just a little bit better now that you've witnessed said event.
Scenario one
I was driving west on 4 in the middle lane when an ugly car passes me on my left. I really couldn't have cared less, since I had passed most of the traffic already. I was already going 10 over the posted limit, and he probably going 15 faster than I was. But really, the kicker came when I saw the cop pull out of his spot about 400 feet after the guy passed me. Who was getting pulled over? Oh, right. Him. Speeeectacular.
Scenario two
I have to be honest, when I thought this the other day it was awesome, but I can't for the life of me remember what it was right now.
Scenario three
Today, I was driving on the Parkway, and I managed to witness for the first time in my life a car making 4 lane changes as a straight line while everyone else is moving 70 mph in traffic. I was really tempted to honk at Mr. Benz, but I could already see he wasn't planning on staying right in front of me as I was in one of the righter lanes. So he made a lane change from the far right to the far left. Kudos for not causing a wreck.
As anyone stumbling onto this blog may have noticed, I haven't been keeping up to date with this lately. Besides school and driving less, I think I've become fully re-Jerseyfied, leading to the slow and deliberate beating of my soul into a robot. I get less angry at drivers, because I expect it. Not only the crazy driving, but the slow driving. Nothing's new anymore. Onoz.
MOVE TO MASSACHUSETTS AND RENEW YOUR HATRED OF TRAFFIC (and you can drive in the shoulder during rush hour, how cool is THAT?)
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