Friday, April 30, 2010

Bike lanes

THEY EXIST FOR A REASON, JERK. DON'T PULL OVER IN ONE TO ANSWER YOUR PHONE AROUND THOUSANDS OF STUDENTS WALKING RIGHT BESIDES IT AND ME QUICKLY COMING UP BEHIND YOU.

Freaking Asian drivers.*

*Tongue in cheek. Not the pulling over in the bike lane part though.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Why you always listen to the traffic cop

Maybe you live by a school or by some other awkward part of town where the civil engineers took into consideration how traffic would affect movement in the town 30 years ago, right around before all the developments started popping up. Whatever the case, you occasionally see an overweight man wearing a bright yellow vest waving and pointing and doing what every little kid is told to be rude to all the cars in the street.